Fashionistas have been crying from the rooftops about tartan this season. Find Paddington Bear and steal his scarf, breathe new life into those tartan shoelaces circa your emo phase or spend your pay-cheque in American Apparel. Do whatever it takes, coz tartan is happening, so deal with it.
Praise Jebus, for cardigans, coatigans and long tees. Top-notch work.
Winter is coming, get the cows in already, and get that jumper on.
Attempting to look like fourth Haim sister, is a full time job. Attempted by many, accomplished by none.
Penneys’ inability to make shoes that aren’t water-soluble, literally have to #bin them how awks.
Struggling with emotions of jealously and hate, and not asking that bitch where she got her fur-trimmed coat on principle. She stank of Topshop though, gonna look there xoxo
Who made this a legitimate material? What’s worse is it’s #trending in the fashion world, the poor ponies are quaking in their pony boots #youdonteatmymeatbutyouwearmeasaskirt #kantkope