With the new year upon us, Emily Mullen attempts to set a few things straight with your shoddy shoddy lives. What was in last year could be in a bin now, so sort it out Continue reading
With Christmas and New Year’s Eve celebrations around the corner, there is that burning desire to stock up on that overpriced American Apparel LBD. This token addition that at least one other girl in nightclub is going to be wearing should be warning enough for you to see that it’s time to try another option. Continue reading
The jewellery and makeup trends this season emphasises the va-va-voom factor of a long-gone world of glitter and glamour. A matt foundation, bold lip and a subtle-yet-defined eye serve to complement the three looks. The way in which makeup and accessories compliment and tie in with one another is of the utmost importance with any look. Continue reading
Baton down the hatches as Emily Mullen Goes on the rampage, presenting what is #winning and what is most definitely #binning
The waging battle between the smart-casual partitions is what can make this particular approach to dressing a constant 8:00am Monday through Friday battle with oneself. Continue reading
Can the cliché get any more… clichéed? A college newspaper printing a shoot about preppy style. But cast those assertions into the stinky lake in front of the library, and read on. Preppy is a style that we college-goers have perfected; clean, utilitarian and functional. It’s a student’s bread and butter. Continue reading
Degree Programme Jumpers
Naffness? Check. Terrible pun? Check. Eye-watering colour? Check. Warmness? Triple check. It’s not summer anymore peeps. Time to replace fashionable semi-nudity with warmth and cosiness #butthejokeisolderthanthatprofessor
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman have started a trend. Get yourself kitted out with a full length, baggy ensemble before they head out of fashion #dontforgetthegasmask
Gals how have you not spotted this yet? Dangly neon skeleton earrings are ALL the rage right now. Don’t get left behind and end up in D|two’s on All Hallow’s Eve wearing studs #scarlehforyergrannyforhavinyerma
Break out your inner pornstar with those thigh highs you found in the bargain bin in Guineys #thosearewellieshon #agriculturalbasedeconomiesmehole
So comfy. So stylish. Look at those elegantly designed curves and overlarge soles. No wardrobe is complete without them #getwiththeprogramme
Eos lip balm
Evolution of smooth? If you need an egg that Miley Cyrus abused with her face to feel like your lips are smooth, you need help. And a list of the stuffs ingredients #fullytraceablemearse
Off the shoulder jumpers
The bed sheet was the attire of Ancient Rome. Stop trying to resurrect dead trends. They’re dead for a reason. #Romosexual
There once was a time when a fisherman draped his nets over his shoulder after a hard day’s work, and a young indie kid spotted him from afar and decided he was hip. So now it’s “cool” to wear nets. Are you going fishing? No? Then change #nobodywantstoseeyournips
It is impossible to see the lecture slides with your enormous hairdo. Buns exist to be eaten, nothing more #onegirlhadapineapple #justwashyourdamnhair
What part of this is good? Looking like you had a fight with permanent marker makes you come across like a junkie from South William Street on a Tuesday night #lostfromsocietyorwha
Denim, leather, suede, cotton; when it comes to grunge, there is no fabric that won’t work when tossed together. Autumn tartan motifs play against the crisp, cool feel of summer denim, while leopard print coats swing from hangers across the nation in post-1960’s glamour. Continue reading
Fashionistas have been crying from the rooftops about tartan this season. Find Paddington Bear and steal his scarf, breathe new life into those tartan shoelaces circa your emo phase or spend your pay-cheque in American Apparel. Do whatever it takes, coz tartan is happening, so deal with it.
Praise Jebus, for cardigans, coatigans and long tees. Top-notch work.
Winter is coming, get the cows in already, and get that jumper on.
Attempting to look like fourth Haim sister, is a full time job. Attempted by many, accomplished by none.