Football
With Fabregas being off for the season, desperate measures must be taken…
With both good, bad and medical news, it’s been a bipolar week for Team News.
I’m going downwards and the only way back up is harsh cuts and further Google Imaging.
I’ve slipped down to second. I knew my glory just couldn’t last. Paul Fennessy is some sort of Fantasy Football deity who knows exactly who to pick, who to make captain, who to sub. It’s …
Where to begin? Well, it’s been a very rough week for me. Apart from recording The University Observer’s sport’s show, which was super fun, I’ve had some really hard choices to make. I’ve been forced …
Gameweek 27 has finally started and I’ve resigned myself to that fact that the FA Cup will continue until after the Premier League ends. I’m beginning to cop on to which matches matter and gameweek …
What’s the point of having a team of great footballers if they don’t show an ounce of respect for the women in their lives?
My name is Bridget and I’m a stereotype. I like Grey’s Anatomy, feminist literature and painting my nails.
I am doing quite well in Fantasy Premier League. I’m over the Giggs breakup; it was awkward at first, but I’ve moved on. Things were tough. Ryan was really upset when he heard that I’d …
“While Google Images show that Milner is really not my type, I really think this is the start of something beautiful…”
I’m becoming violent and it’s amazing. Fantasy football has turned me into a hooligan.
Scott Dann because he’s cheap, Fabregas for his pretty name, Crouch for his dancing skills… all topped off with Bridget Fitzsimons’ pink and purple strip as our sportphobic News Editor begins her Fantasy Football endeavours…
