In true PFA fashion, The Badger hands out his end-of-season awards before the actual climax of the season
No more of The Badger’s articles can be considered for the upcoming Smedia awards, so expect a sharp decline in quality…
The Badger can dig faster than any human with a shovel. But d’ya know what? Ashley Cole isn’t all that bad at diggin’ holes…
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to The Badger, now back at your man, now back at the Badger. Sadly, your man isn’t the Badger.
Fear not, John Terry – even if the Badger had a smoking hot wife, two kids and was a father of the year, he’d hit that…
Public urination, murder and genocide: all synonyms for the noun-cum-adjective Kentaro, reckons The Badger
Prone to the odd several week gap in availability, the Badger’s blog is never a dead cert to hit the web on a weekly basis. So get it while it’s hot…..
Despite rumours that The Badger is actually Roy Keane, he can assure you that he is far, far worse
The Badger taught Derren Brown everything he knows, but recommended shaving off his silly beard thing
In the second installment of the Badger’s very own weekly blog Twitter raises its chirpy voice once again, swine flu infects Lancashire, and Becks squeezes his way into discussion for the second week running…
The Badger reads movie spoilers online before the cinema, and tells people inside how the movie ends
In a new weekly feature, the not-so-infamous Badger translates onto a page what his beady little eyes saw over the weekend on monochrome pixilated internet streams…
The Badger has just aced the Fit and Proper Person theory test, and is off to buy Pompey for a tenner
He never said he knew everything about football – he just knows more than everyone else…
