Aries (April 19th – May 13th)
As Venus descends so will your rate of attendance. Stats show that that is a bad thing. Who knew?
Taurus (May 14th – June 21st)
Your results were great, yes. I advise …
Mittens isn’t feeling particularly clairvoyant this week, but sure, she’ll give it a go anyway
Aries
April 19th – May 13th
It is time to put the selection box down and wear something other than pyjamas. I cannot …
After spending the past fortnight lolling about on the sofa watching repeats of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Mittens’ parents told her to get back to work, so here she is
Aries
April 19th – May 13th
This week, …
Aries (April 19th – May 13th)
You will find a tenner. Leave it there and see what happens.
Taurus (May 14th – June 21st)
The stars are aligning for you this fortnight; you might actually make it to …
Aries (April 19 – May 13)
Mars’ transit means you will win the lottery. The winning numbers are; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4 again, and π.
Taurus (May 14 – June 21)
You’ll soon find out that …
Aries (April 19 – May 13)
Mars’ transit means you will win the lottery. The winning numbers are; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4 again, and π.
Taurus (May 14 – June 21)
You’ll soon find out …
With you students being starved of Mittens’ sage advice for the next couple of months, M&M looks at the constellations and sees what’s in store
Instead of the colourful letter from the editors of O-two, I’ve taken it upon myself (Mittens) to say nice and mean things about the magazine’s editors.
Donna/Kieran, I was always jealous that the fashion pages were …
Fuck you Enda and your Honda Civic. Mystic Mittens is down to five lives after that collision
The recent stormy weather has somewhat skewed Mittens’ Zodiac forecasts, yet also made them more accurate.
Mars is red, Uranus is blue, your future’s bleak, so what do you do? Mystic Mittens explains… sort of
Terrifying predictions abound as Mystic Mittens returns with her fortnightly splice of foreboding info
