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Agony Anto
Now that term is out I can finally get back to drug-dealing….anyone for a score?…
How to… Go on a date, Irish style
You just buy her a bag of chips, right? Wrong – here’s Agony Anto’s guide to treating your laydee…
Agony Anto
Dah new anthem fer Ireland is fookin massive! “Furst we wore pooer, den we were rich, now we’re pooer again!”…
Agony Anto
If yeh see us in de pub buy us a pint, will’eh?…
Agony Anto
I used ta tink that all boggers did all day was grunt loudly and cut peat. Deze le’ers prove udderwise.…
Agony Anto
As sure as there’s a hole in yer arse, I swear to Jaysus dese letters came teh me……
Agony Anto
Shootin’ the breeze since before ammunition was illegal, wha’…
Agony Anto
“Did ye mish the boash?” says the Keddyman. “No, I was off screwin’ your dawter,” says I……
Agony Anto
With friends in low places, Anto knows the fookin’ score, man…
Agony Anto
Whatever’s doggin’ your troubles, Anto is here to folly yis up, reet…
Agony Anto
Dear Anto, I met this like, really really sweet guy in the student bor and we got together that night but the next day he, like, totally blanked me! What…